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If you want to get into to the Christmas mood while playing online games then my advice is to visit some games at Jackpotjoy. The site has special holiday decorations and many of the game figures such as the Jalapeño Racers are also wearing special Christmas costumes. There are apparently big Jackpots to be won and very juicy bonuses..

I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, about the future of gaming, and we came upon a startling conclusion – though I imagine it was only startling to us, I have to imagine the games industry’s been aware of it for years.

With computer games taking over Cinema in terms of profitability, we were talking about the entertainments models of the future and it occurred to us both that instead of going to the cinema in the future, teenagers would visit completely immersive virtual reality cinemas where they can become characters in the film as opposed to just watching it.

All that was left then, was to come up with our top ten movies that we’d like to live, in virtual reality heaven…

Aliens

It might just be an age thing, but the prospect of getting a gang of mates together to take a trip to LV-426 was just too much. Imagine it: it’s you, your pals, a big pile of machine-gunning-grenade-flame-throwing-rocket-launchers and hundreds of two mouthed slime balls.

Fight Club

You can go and experience a solid few hours of scrapping that will doubtless involve you getting cut, beaten, bruised and bashed while leaving you ready for work in the morning. But just don’t tell anyone you did it.

Die Hard

This is one for the loners amongst you. A single ticket buys you a building, some virtual terrorists and a lot of explosions. But please remember to remove your shoes before entering the auditorium.

Any Bond Film

Another great one for the loners. Buy a ticket, become Bond and you’ve got to solve a string of mysteries and puzzles to catch the baddie – and all the while you’d get to charm a virtual girl who just thinks you’re hilarious, no matter what you say… what a life!

X Men

Each person takes on a character, with his own super powers, and prepares to go to war against Magneto and the rest. Or, better still, you’re split into groups, given a mission and have to go head to head against each other. Great idea – assuming you can solve the initial fight in the cinema lobby over who gets to be Wolverine…

Star Wars

This is another ‘pick a character and work as a team’ kinda mission, as you go through level after level of flying, fighting and generally using the force. This could be the only instance in the history of everything where anyone actually wanted to be Luke and not Han.

The Other Boleyn Girl

Seems like a strange choice until you remember that this would entail buying a ticket to spend two hours being chased around a near perfect virtual world by both Scarlett Johansson and Nathalie Portman! Would undoubtedly lead to a whole new definition of what constitutes infidelity…

Tomb Raider

The cycle is complete. Computer game becomes movie becomes computer game that’s experienced like a movie. This should fulfil every woman’s dream of completely inhabiting Lara Croft’s body – which would quite possibly fulfil quite a few guys dreams as well!

Lord of the Rings

This would be a good one to visit with the whole family. All the grown-ups can choose a character who will best serve them while they protect the Hobbits. What better way to spend a winter’s afternoon? Just make sure you don’t suggest that they fly the ring to Mordor on the back of one of those giant Eagles or the point will have been lost…

The Matrix

Art imitating life or life imitating art, and does it matter when the future is this much fun? Maybe the challenge with this one should be to stop Neo from unplugging The Matrix because, as the above proves, life is just a hell of a lot more fun when reality stays out of the way!

Street Fighter

Based on the ever-popular fight-em-up coin-op, this was always destined to please video game fans at the expense of any sort of decent plot. The film has every character possible from the original game, making for a confused storyline and lots of ad-hock fights. And I mean lots. Two things make this movie just about worth a watch are:

• Gomez out of the Adams Family fight Universal Soldier Jean Claude Van Damme.
• Kylie Minogue … oily (see above pic)

House of the Dead

The light gun version has always been a strong favourite of any arcade gamer. A lengthy co-operative stint was well worth a pocket of silver. But when German director Uwe Boll gets hold of a game-to-film, all hell breaks loose … or at least some tame zombies take over an island and chase a few teens. This man is the dark king of bad video game movies, and if you’re listening Boll, please don’t touch Gods of War or Pac-man Please.

Super Mario Bros

The highlight of Dennis Hopper playing a half man half lizard still doesn’t pull this one out from the trash can of the silver screen. A lacklustre storyline and the pairing of a Colombian (John Leguizamo) and a Brit (Bob Hoskins) playing two Italian plumbers from Brooklyn are only two of the things wrong with this picture. This was the first video game to become a movie and quite possibly should have been the last.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Like Indiana Jones, but not as good, starring the lovely Angelina Jolie and Red Dwarfs Arnold Rimmer. I can never remember what happened in the end. Did she die? Oh no, sequel.

It was great to see Lara Croft in the flesh bouncing around brandishing her massive … guns.

Max Payne

A detective story involving a pharmaceutical miracle drug and some winged creatures from another dimension – think The Constant Gardener after having a frontal lobotomy. Truly great game but the picture surely didn’t deserve the $85 million it grossed worldwide… unlike Sex & the City 2 which truly deserved every one of them $280 million dollars. For real.

Mortal Combat

Another fight-em-up-come-movie transformation. Casting Christopher Lambert as Lord Rayden was quite perfect, but little else was. The movie sets looked like a bunch of ten-year-olds had had crafted them at summer camp, the dialogue was full of cheesy one-liners and every character had to summersault off a wall at least twice. Please don’t make another one. Oh, wait … you have already.

Hitman

Timothy Olyphant showing his full range of two facial expressions on the run from a checkout lady shouting ‘Come back, I just need to scan you!’.Slick at times, but worked a hell of a lot better as a video game. Surprisingly, as most video games do.

Doom

Doom remains today as one of, if not the most, influential first-person shoot-em-ups ever. “So let’s make it into a movie!” echoed the hills of Hollywood. “Great idea! But first let’s make a list of essentials…”

• Pro-wrestler turned screen icon The Rock, check!
• Completely over the top guns and monsters, check!
• Nauseating stretches with a handheld camera to mimic the successful Blair Witch Project, check!

Double Dragon

You may have thought that after the success of Super Mario Bros that the movie executives would have gone back to making orange juice adverts and Seinfeld scripts. But no,

Double Dragon is a game featuring two Asian twin brothers that kick ass in a big way.

It got turned into a film featuring two American dudes that kick ass in an even bigger way. One of them is called Lee to give it an oriental twist. Do not watch this.

Alone in the Dark

From the picture above a keen eye could spot the difference between Christian Slater and an out of work Star Trek monster from 1994. Personally, I’m still torn. This film lacks any sort of plot or direction and Tara Reids acting is like …well, Tara Reid. It got a measly 1% from Rotten Tomatoes and rightly so. (Bullet-proof vests with muscles on them are damn cool however…)

I’ve watched the Channel 4 programme, Deal or No Deal a number of times, mostly when I’m waking up at 5pm on Saturday after a Friday night on the tiles. With the taste of cheap kebab still on my tonsils I watch the uber groomed, part TV presenter part toy bear, smoothly tone over his randomly knitted jumpers.

Don’t ask me what the game is about, but it is perfect for a hangover, it’s as if a Zen master had created the perfect vibrations for the brain by designing TV show to the specifications of Bhuddah himself.

Deal or no Deal makes no sense, but then that’s the point. If it did, you would have to think about it, to follow it, to laugh and cry with the contestents. But, because it exists on the shadows of conscious brain, it allows itself to waft over the sharp parts left over from an hangover and smooth them down.

The Flash Game is similar, there are no tactics, no strategy, it simply forces you not to think. Trying to influence the outcome would be like trying to balance one grain of sand on another.

It forces you to empty the mind, and as we learned from the Karate Kid, that can be a good thing.

One redeeming feature of the free Flash game, actually it’s two. Is that Noel Edmonds is not in it and the other is you can’t get Flash on the iPhone.

Has Steve Jobs even seen Deal or no Deal, makes you wonder.

Play the game, and I challenge you to have a single useful though whilst you do.

We all love computer games and some of us are even defined by them! There are a few however, who take it too far and become obsessed and play no part in wider society-  the fanboys!  Fanboys like to think they know it all when it comes to games, however the truth is that they have developed an unhealthy obsession with a specific game or platform. Here are 20 of the most dedicated (and weird) fanboys out there, enjoy!

1. 1990’s Nintendo Fan Boy

Nintendo’s were cool in the 1990’s and remain so today, however this handmade contraption is too much. Almost as bad as those shorts he’s sporting!

2.  Modern Nintendo Fanboy

Ok, you’ve lost the shorts, well done….but what’s this? Robot arms…yes just what the ladies love in a guy! (along with a double chin)

3. Guitar Hero Fanboy

Now, I am a massive fan of guitar hero and have spent many hours failing to play it, however a tattoo? What are planning to  do for Dj hero, get a set of deck’s burnt on their back?

4. Chubby Fanboy

There are many things wrong with this picture, but the thing that sticks out for me is the pudding bowl hair cut, I can’t take my eyes off it! Perhaps it’s because everything else is too horrific!

5. Street Fighter Fanboy

What is it with tattoo’s a fan boys? When I saw street fighter the movie it was so bad it etched into my memory, this guy has taken it to another level. Also why Ryu? Surely Chung Li no?

6. Fanboy Frat House

A of Sigma Phi Epsilon decided to turn their quarters into a shrine of everything Nintendo, I love the duck hunt gun! These guys clearly had a lot of time on their hands and no frat parties, imagine what the jocks would do to this place!

7. Tron Fanboy

The Subtitle says it all! If you’re going to do this, stick a sock or something down there to give you more..package!

8. Fanboy Scarification

Scarification is fucked up, but to cut a Nintendo controller into your arm takes a special kinda guy. What’s next? Cut an Atari logo into your chin?

9. Randy Fanboy

Ever since I’ve seen this image I haven’t been able to sleep, or play with my DS. Wrong!

10. Cuddly Toy Fanboy

This is seriously cool, until you think how long it’s taken them to build this collection and how much money they’ve spent. You could probably buy a car or even a house, but ah no you have to spend your life collecting children’s toys!

11. Car Fanboy

This has to be one of the most pointless car mods I’ve ever seen, it would be seriously  uncool when it melts all over your engine and stinks! Also most people never get to see it it so……. what’s the point? Too far!

12. Bath Fanboy

Ok you’re sat at home with your mate and a load of Nintendo cartridges, what goes through your head? Anything but this surely, I reckon this is a result of a lost bet! Either that or they just really like Nintendo

13. Pacman Fanboy

This pacman inspired tattoo, must have been a pain in the ass! His wife must have been pissed off when he unveiled this in the bedroom!

14. PS3 Grill Fanboy

This is really cool, I love my PS3 and sausages, but this is too far, what happens to all the grease?

15. Microsoft Hater Fanboy

I have a playstation and the xbox 360 sucks, but if I were walking by the Microsoft head office I wouldn’t think of it as a free toilet! Too far Fanboy!!!

16. Tekken Fanboy

So you’re a fan of Tekken, aren’t we all, but to do this to a car is sacrilege. I hope this guy doesn’t have kids, could you imagine being picked up from school in this? Not cool.

17. Another Mario Fanboy

Seriously? At what point do you think “I really like Mario Bros, why not get my entire back tattooed?” What happens if you don’t like it? Or if you suddenly fall in love with Sonic the hedgehog?

18. Wii Fanboy

Ok, I love my wii, I do but would I dress as three consoles? No, why? I actually like talking to girls!

19. Mario Bros Fanboy

This tattoo must have really hurt, how would you walk afterwards? Imagine walking across your hall for a pee the day after. Absolute madness!

20.  Tetris Fanboy

I would hate having this tattoo, seeing Tetris and never being able to complete it! It’s like having a rubix cube glued in the wrong position!

Without the ‘Boss‘, a video game is simply not a video game. Bosses serve as the final challenge, the true test of your skill. And by this point, you tend to be living in the world which the game has created, so they are pretty damn scary!

Developers have prided themselves of delivering enemies that are bigger, badder and wilder than the previous level. Check out our top 15, and please, don’t get scared!

We pulled together a list of 15 video game bosses that are hardest to defeat!

1. Final Fantasy XI boss could take 24 hours to kill

A boss so difficult to defeat, it forced many hardcore players to think about an alternative activity- ‘what else can i do with my day?’

Tackling this boss could take 24 hours to defeat, and players were falling physically ill and fainting. Members of a Final Fantasy XI clan (yes as hardcore as gaming players can be) considered it to be too difficult to waste their time with. I do believe this boss, in challenging peoples whole perception of computer games, is the Capo di tutti capi.

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2.  Robo-corpse – Contra 3

What is more awesome than a giant, blood thirsty terminator shooting you, and searing it’s hands around a maze of flames?!

Whilst Contra games are renowned for their monstrous bosses, this ultimate boss demonstrated the kind of extravaganza only Super NES games could pull off. Even the special surprise in Mass Effect 2 couldn’t pull it off quite so well.

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3. Ridley – Super Metroid

At the beginning of Super Metroid, gamers are reunited with the space pirate boss Ridley. Unfortunately (be careful of any on-set of a heart attack), there is no ammo to defend yourself! Ridley sets to abduct Samus’ little pal, a baby metroid, who treated Samus like his mother. In no walk of life is this an attack to be taken lying down, this is now a very personal mission. Ridley is one beastly character.

But you thought the stealing of the baby Larvae was bad? Wait till you find him waiting in his lair, awaiting her return.

On welcoming Samus, he dive-bombs out of his vertical lair, making varying wild and unpredictable attacks; scorching Samus with his fiery breath, seizing her in his talents and whipping her repeatedly with his barbed tail. Not only this, he seems to absorb Samus’ defence attacks quite indifferently. This is Ridley at his up most, and the attack is notorious amongst Super Metroid players.

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4. Psycho Mantis – Metal Gear Solid

Not only does psycho mantis’ eerie, scratchy voice echo into your life beyond ‘The Game’ and into your darkest dreams, he can read your thoughts. He reviews your progress throughout the game, and refer back to games prior Metal Gear Solid. He can, at any moment, take over your control pad.

This is the ultimate psychological thriller of games. You don’t even need fire breathing dragons to cry at your screen with this one. And remember (read in scratchy, eerie voice), He will Never Escape You!

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5. Kefka From Final Fantasy 6

To look at Kefka Palazzo, you would not predict the extend of his villainous nature. He could be considered the least intimidating-looking villain in the whole of the Final Fantasy series.

But looks can be very, deceiving. He poisoned a whole kingdom, erased the Esper race, assassinated his boss in without a second thought, and rose to ultimate control through devastating the entire planet. He went about obliterating towns and villages at any whisper of rebellion, ruling as a ruthless despot.

So if a whole village cannot survive his aggressive tyranny, we can predict the extent of the battle. Kefka first forces the player’s party to fight it’s way through his controlled terrifying goddesses, which as frighteningly twisted human forms look like you have entered the borders of hell, there is no way back, and it is times worse than you could have ever imagined. When you finally come face to face with the infamous Kefka, who is now in a godlike form, he removes all your health to one with his ‘Fallen One’ Trick. Damn, this guy is mean!

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6. Final Boss From Crysis

With a giant freeze ray which the alien ship battle shoots at you and the crazy looking aliens fired upon you, we can see why the final boss is a bit of a gamers legend. It helps that the special effects are pretty quality.

Not the most difficult to defeat, but the finale of shooting a nuke up its ass makes for wonderfully hilarious game play. This is certainly one of our favourites!

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7. Diablo – Diablo 1

When it’s up to you to let the boss out of his cage, you really don’t want to. You put off this moment along as you can. And when you finally hit that switch on the fourth level of hell itself, you are gushed with fire and blood and are left face to face with…DIABLO!

What makes for ultimate perfection in this defeat is the blood lusting satisfaction the player gets from ripping the soulstone from Diablo’s head and forcing it into your own head with a high pitched scream. Or maybe that’s just me.

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8. Shiva – Streets of Rage 2

With streets of rage, you can see why the illusive Mr X has Shiva as his right hand man.

He’s proper bad ass, fully suited in black and he certainly rivals your moves. It may be that you have had to defeat such a range of enemies just to get to this point, but he is fast on his feet. When finally faced with Mr X and his machine gun, you feel quite prepared!

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9. Zodiark from Final Fantasy XII

Zodiark is sometimes over shadowed by Yiazmat, who tends to gets all the fuss (I suppose he does take up the whole arena, and has fifty million hit points) but the Zodiark fight is fantastic.

After fighting your way through what seems to be an endless queue of some of the toughest enemies in the game, Zodiark bewitches you with ‘Darkja’ (a dark-elemental spell, which  which can kill instantly).
Just before falling asleep with exhaustion after defeating Zodiark, its nice to take a long inhale of satisfaction.

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10. SHODAN – System Shock

Most games have a beastly boss at the end of a very long and winding journey. SHODAN, right from the beginning is EVERYWHERE, haunting each step of your journey. You could find her peering from the space station’s computer monitors, imposing upon friendly radio transmissions, and, taunting the player over the PA system with jeering insults as “Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.” She is frighteningly confident. She cannot understand how a fundamentally flawed being such as a human could be allowed to exist.

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11. Death – Castlevania (NES)

Death and his damn scythes.

He is slow moving, but these makes him all the more aggravating. His scythes float around during the fight, which are difficult to avoid and cause four bars of damage a slice. Without the axe your attack is flawed, its long-arced shape is crucial to making it through alive.

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12. The Cyberdemon – Doom 3

The Cyberdemon. A twenty foot tall, cybernetic minotaur that has a rocket launcher for an arm. What can you do but shoot, shoot, shoot until it dies?

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13. Mike Tyson – Mike Tysons Punch Out

One may devote countless hours of their life to beat Tyson, and never do it. He is one speedy puncher with some top rate moves, such as the one-punch knockout. How can you beat this?!

And yes, we are talking about the computer game. But it helps to be fighting a real champion boxer, even if it is through a screen. It keeps you coming back for more.

This game is legendary. The password to reach Tyson directly has become like a secret handshake among fans (it’s 007-373-5963 if you’re wondering.

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14. Satan – Digital Devil Saga 2

The uniqueness of Satan lies in the requirement of using a calculator to defeat him. And also a LOT of speed. Spend too much time tapping away at those digits, when you manage to get Satan’s HP down to 1500,  he will heal back to health if not immediately successfully attacked.

To defeat Satan, you MUST be at level 99, and using Beacon of Assault three times in a row in order to stop him from casting a spell that will destroy you instantaneously. Ah Lord.

However, we cannot put into words the sense of accomplishment you will feel. Think a state of pure ecstasy. Surrounded by your most cuddliest of teddy bears. Now times this by ten.

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15. Yiazmat – Final Fantasy XII (PlayStation)

This is one insane battle. Yiazmat has 50,112,254 hit points. Yes, ridiculous, I know.

Yiazmat can destroy at the onset of the fight, so don’t even bother attempting the fight if your character levels are under 75.

As Yiazmat is weak against Dark you must have either the Yagyu Darkblade or Orochi with the Cat Ear Hood. The Fomalhaut gun with Dark Shot equipped is a requirement.

One hundred Chronos Tears with Bubble Belts and Windbreakers will definitely help for all your characters.

With all this, there is still no guarantee you will come out of there alive. Good luck anyhow…ill meet you at the end!

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Sgt. Wilhelmina Church

Clive Barker’s Jericho

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Sheva

Resident Evil

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Sarah Morrison

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Tabula Rasa

Alyx Vance

Half Life

Eva

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Metal Gear

Jack

Mass Effect 2

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Ada Wong

Resident Evil

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Jill Valentine

Resident Evil

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Nariko

Heavenly Sword

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Rachel

Ninja Gaiden

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118.69 million game boys have been sold worldwide since its introduction in 1980. However the last 30 years has not been kind to these gaming devices and now many lie dead in basements across the world.

Here are 10 creative ways to make the most from the game boys that did not make it to 2010!

1. Game Boy Hard Drive

Yes, this is a Nintendo GameBoy. No, it does not still play games. Yes, it is now an external hardrive… which kicks tail. The screen is actually a printed graphic, and the battery light is actually the hard drive’s LED rearranged to make the mod seem like a working GameBoy.

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2. Tongue Controlled Gameboy

This has to be the only GameBoy Advance SP in existence… that is controlled by your tongue. The touch sensitive keypad picks up the strokes of your tongue and sends it to a micro-controller chip inside the GameBoy. The micro-controller translates your tongue’s movements into button triggers. You know what I think? That this would be perfect for Yoshi’s Island, but maybe that’s just me.

3. CD Player Gameboy

CD players are overrated. Jordi Bracke had the right idea when he rigged a GameBoy to play CDs via an ATAPI CD-ROM drive. Not so hard to do, really. Just get your hands on a Gameboy, (for casing and track information), a GameBoy cartridge (to connect the ATAPI drive), an ATAPI CD-ROM drive and a 12v-5v power supply… and now you’re good to go.

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4. iBoy – Gameboy converted to an iPod

While it doesn’t have touch screen control just yet, the iBoy rocks. That’s it above; a first gen iPod repacked into the original GameBoy. The buttons were also rewired to control the iPod. This thing just smells of WIN… and, strangely, like 1989 at the same time.

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5. Computer Inside a Gameboy

One part EPIA PX10000G motherboard (including a SD card slot, Ethernet and USB ports). One part original GameBoy casing. Mix together thoroughly. Enjoy. (Picture above)

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6. Calculator Boy

lexis Sepúlveda likes math. And making mods to GameBoys. In a fit of genius and maniacal laughter, he decided to mash the two of them together. This “Calculator Boy” the result.

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7. Floppy Drive Game Boy

This is the iPod for games. Kind of hard to accomplish, but this setup is basically just a floppy driver tethered to an original GameBoy. Stock up a floppy disk with ROM games and rock out. You can probably fit 10,000ish games on one disk… but good luck lugging this thing around with you. You’re better off keeping it at home.

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8. Game Boy Phone Case

Well, if you’re bored you can always turn your GameBoy into a cell phone case. Perfect if you are always getting your phone taken away as part of being grounded. Moms will NEVER think to check here!

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9. GameBoy Color inside a TI-83 series calculator

School sucks. Games are better. Why not take your Texas Instruments TI-8X series calculator and drop in the gizzards of a GameBoy Color? It’s being done (see image above). You can even map the GameBoy controls to match the calculator’s regular keyboard. While those other fools are busy learning calculus and stuff, you’ll be busy owning Super Mario Land.

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10. Gameboy SK8

This is what happens when the original GameBoy and a Casio SK-8 copulate. A DIN connector is the umbilical cord (or something else that’s long and plugs into a hole), and it lets you trigger drum samples with the GameBoy’s buttons. What were the directionals is now a glitch switch that throws effects on the samples being played. Pure funky, zero fail boat.

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We love the weaponry from the virtual world of sci-fi FPS games, from the most hi-tech guns to fighting robots, flying rockets and chainsaws. If it kills, maims, creates explosions we are for it.

But whilst we are ripping off the head of opponents and satisfying our on-screen blood lust , we often ignore how unrealistic and impracticle these weapons are.

Innovation in the gaming industry has revealed weird and interesting weapons designed to kill, maim and destroy virtual enemies.

So let’s take a look at the best contenders for the most unrealistic weapons in video games.

The Snark from Half Life:

The Snark, also known as the Squeak Grenade is a small, red and round creature, with single green eye and a pincer-like mandible. It lacks intelligence and is just out there to kill, no matter even it’s the person who actually threw it. That’s because it kills everything except it’s own kind. It bites the target, and within 20 secs explodes into a spray of acid. Need I say its near to impossible to be in real?

Cloud’s sword from Final Fantasy VII

Its 8 foot length speaks for its bulky weight and imagine swinging the beast in a room ,over your head and all over your body. Even if you are a WWF champion, this will indeed be near to impossible deal, leave alone fighting any opponent.

Gravity Gun from Half from Life 2

As the name suggests, the gun helped the player to pick up, smash or throw seemingly unmovable objects out in the air. Imagine having done that in reality, picking up a car, flying it in the air and then throwing it down on your enemy. A perfect scene for a science fiction movie and just apt for a video game play only.

Clawdovic Cacadoos Vulgaris AKA The Parrot Bomb (Serious Sam II)

I have heard about human bombs, but not a parrot bomb delivery system. I am sorry to confess I did giggle hearing about the parrot bomb initially. You have to train your parrot to carry a payload of high-yield explosives hanging ’round its neck and then set it off toward the enemies for an explosive finale, the animal right activists are sure to catch you hard.

The Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts

Don’t just go by the picture if you haven’t played the game and used the tool. The keyblade acts just like a sword and is very efficient in slicing, dicing,shooting magic fireballs and opening all manner of locks even if that meant unlocking the door to the other world. And its even got a keychain. Couldn’t be better replica of a real life item used as a weapon to combat the heartless and nobodies. Great news is that all of us own one already, may be could try using it this way!

Shrink Ray – Duke Nukem 3D

Miniaturize your target and squash it under your boot like a dung beetle. Want to shrink yourself and hide out from the foe, there is a mirror at the rear for the same. But that’s only possible when you are behind the screen of your console or computer as an animated character, and certainly not in the real world.

BFG9000 – Doom

I know all of you must be furious having to see your most loved weapon in here. But get realistic guys.  The gun shoots a plasma powered bolt of FTW that could liquefy, disintegrate and vaporize any human, beast or demon in one brilliant pull of the trigger, now that’s a little indigestible. Also the gun would not only be heavy and bulky , but requires great power to actually get into action. Just found a writer quoting the same “it does consume enough energy to power Disneyland for a week.” Now that’s an eyebrow raiser.

Hornet Gun from Half-Life

Also known as the Hive Hand, this is the only gun you can get in a video game that will fire hornets. I am thinking of creating my own video game where you will be able to use a mouse cannon.
The rate of fire is pretty puny and the damage that these buzzy critters do is very little. It can produce an infinite amount of hornets and doesn’t really explain the science behind it. I wont be proposing this weapon to the Pentagon

The Boomerang from The Legend of Zelda

The boomerang in the game is capable of not only taking out the enemies but also collect the items that those Tektites and Leevers leave behind. It even gets an upgrade part way into the game, letting the player to unleash that bad boy giving a pain in the ass.

The Bio-Sludge Rifle From Unreal Tournament Series

The bio Sludge rifle squirts out mildly corrosive goop around the battlefield in varying quantities, insert toilet humour joke here.

Lets get closer to the details. As you press the trigger, primary fire launches a series of small, green blobs which stick to anything or explode on contact with another player. The secondary fire button allows to store additional quantities of goop while depressing the secondary fire button and causesa more fatal effect killing instantly. Don’t miss out what a bio-rifle enthusiast has to say, “Away with  your tactical nukes and lightning guns and shock rifles.  Take them from my sight, for I shall be using the futuristic incarnation of the world’s worst super-soaker. Fear me .” Couldn’t me more absurd.

The fun generated by video games has sparked many crafty and talented fans to take their love of video game characters to a new level. If you thought that 3D was only for video games, then check out these three-dimensional papercraft creations of some of the most beloved video game icons!

1. Master Chief

While this papercraft Master Chief probably can’t handle the Covenant, he sure does look cool.

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2. Mario Thwomp Looks as Solid as it Gets

Any fan of the Mario world of games is sure to recognize the Mario Thwomp. The amazing thing about this papercraft wonder is just how much it looks like stone.

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3. Blow Your Mind With Some Portal Papercraft

Any fan of Portal will have to love seeing this innovative game come to life in such a three dimensional way.

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4. Mario Characters All Cubed Up and Ready to Go

If you love Mario and all things of the Mario Universe, then you are going to be stunned by these amazingly detailed little papercraft gems.

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5. Link

The detail on this papercraft Link should be enough to impress any fan of this remarkably robust video game series.

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6. Sonic the Hedgehog

Just when you thought you had seen every side of Sonic the Hedgehog, he’s back. But this time not in video game form. Check out this really cleverly done paper version of the world’s most famous hedgehog.

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7. Dr. Eggman

Every hero must have a villain of weight and statue. What would a capable hero like Sonic the Hedgehog be without Dr. Eggman? Why you can even have both Dr. Eggman and Sonic in papercraft form.

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8. The One and Only Pac-Man

Few video game symbols are as iconic, loved and immortal as Pac-Man. Now the ghost gobbling wonder has been created in papercraft; complete with a tasty ghost!

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9. Megaman

It’s hard to know what is more amazing, this simply awesome and detailed Megaman papercraft, or the fact that that there has now been ten Megaman games!

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10. Donkey Kong

When you say “Kong” to a video gamer, they are most likely to think of Donkey Kong and not King Kong. The level of detail on this Donkey Kong is sure to impress all that see it.

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11. Ultimate Big Daddy

Okay this might not be the ultimate Big Daddy. But it is probably the scariest Big Daddy from Bioshock made out of paper.

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12. Team Fortress

Check out this well equipped, well-armed and downright dangerous looking Team Fortress papercraft creation.

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13. Wind-Up Marching Bombs

How can you not love a wind-up marching bomb, especially when it’s only made out of paper?

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14. Starfox

If you need any more proof that Starfox is still loved, just take a look at this pretty incredible tribute.

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15. Lara Croft

You may think that you’ve seen every possible version of Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft, but think again! This gun-toting paper Lara should make everyone look twice.

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16. Earthwork Jim Lives

How can anyone forget Earthworm Jim? As it turns out, you can have an Earthworm Jim of your own in paper form. Now, that is just plain cool.

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17. Silent Hill – Pyramid Head

If you still have nightmares about Silent Hill, you might want to think twice about this papercraft horror. You may have trouble sleeping if this craft is in your room.

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18. Bowser Gets Another Adventure

You might think that Bowser of Mario Brothers fame has only had one adventure of his own, but he has also made his way into the world of papercraft.

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19. Aim Portal’s Turret at Your Friends

Feel free to marvel at the ingenious design behind this papercraft Portal turret. For a true intimidation factor, build several and let them defend your workstation.

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20. Steelix From the Pokemon Universe should Scare Everyone!

Kids of all ages will probably do a double take when they see this rather intimidating papercraft beastie!

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